Whether it’s through the Russian interference they’ve enabled, and/or every possible form of voter suppresion, the Republican ratfucking in November will be unprecedented. Having already packed the courts at every level, Trump will claim victory regardless of the results. Then there will be a two-month legal…

How the fuck did Silicon Valley ever get the rep as being left-wing and progressive?

Hey, you should leave Zuckerberg alone. I worked for him for a little while, and he’s really a nice guy. He helped me find the best hammock place in the Hammock District over on Third, and after I decided to quit, he still gave me ownership of the Denver Broncos, and even though I had really wanted the Dallas…

But! BUT! IT WAS READY TO GO! IT EXISTED! PEOPLE HAD “SEEN” IT!

LMAO, aren’t these supposed to be good business people? Trying to rush out your comics properties and grab money you think is just sitting there only to end up stepping in shit has been the calling card of WB and this is more of the same. 

They’re in for a very rude awakening when they find out that the releasethesnydercut douchebags don’t amount to anything close to $30 million in HBO Max subscriptions.

Does that make BvS the Matrix: Reloaded of the series?

...Man, does that ever line up.

*sighs* Of course it costs this much, and not just because they have to re-do a ton of the post-production. It’s because Snyder can’t manage a budget or a script to save his life. It’s part of the reason all of his films have a ton of different edits available to the public.

This isn’t going to be a film meant to be…

Sure, maybe it’ll cost a bit more, but can you really put a price on surrendering to the toxicity and rampant entitlement of a bunch of belligerent conspiracy theorists?

The Snyder Cut’s going to come out, and take me fishing, and it’ll say “I love you” to me, and we’ll be a family again!

I think the one question we all want answered is: Does he have a mother named Martha?

“No, dig up, stupid!”

It sounds like a small thing, but part of what works about Thanos is just that he has an actual range of emotions. When we see him on the Asgardian ship, he’s all business, threatening and sneering. When he’s with Gamora back on his ship, he’s softer, conciliatory, as he tries to reach out to his daughter and convince…

Justice League: The Lipstick-On-a-Pig Cut

I think the worst part for me is that I can genuinely imagine a compelling Darkseid pulled in this story, continuing from the concepts and poorly crafted themes in the previous two films. Them splicing in a bit of Tom King’s Mister Miracle (“Darkseid is”) and giving it to Affleck’s sociopathically paranoid Batman,…

“And Batman’s all like ‘psch-chew! psch-chew’ with the Batmobile guns, and Aquaman’s like, ‘Yeah! That’s what I’m saying!’ and then skull-fucks a Parademon!”

So they must be doing reshoots, right? Are they getting the cast back? Is Affleck really going to put the batsuit on again? Is Cavil going to regrow his moustache just so they can CGI it out again? Are they going to recast the Flash because of Ezra Miller choking people and for continuity edit all the Miller footage…

Given Snyder’s record with his big bad CGI cave trolls in the previous DC movies (BvS: DoJ and the current Justice League), think I shall not “think Thanos.”

Was the version Kevin Smith said he saw just Snyder acting it out for him in his living room.