Underpants go under your pants.

Did you know that there is a hotline called “Callin’ Oates” that will play you a Hall and Oates song any time, day or night, when you call 719-266-2837?

Well while we’re baring our souls, I might as well add that I’ve totally lost the ability to open those cream cartons where you have to fold back the flaps. It used to be second nature, like tying a shoe. But now I can only fuss and fight with the little flaps until they are a mangled misshapened mess.

You know, I’m starting to think that President Trump might be kind of an asshole.

NO

The streaming outlet that exploits union loopholes to deny below-the-line talent royalty payments for their work is making a series called Royalties.

My favorite part of the internet is not being able to make even the most inane comment without having a couple of dudes try to explain it to me! 

That line was almost life changing for me. How had I not seen how dumb it is not to be able to compare fruit before? 

I’m a professed fan of Lil Dicky, who’s responsible for one of my favorite lyrics ever (“She like ‘apples to oranges’/Bitch, that phrase don’t make no sense/why CAN’T fruit be compared?!”), so even just a show of him doing Lil Dicky things would have been enough. But finding those extra layers in pathos and the…

They do have a Jaws ride, don’t they?

To be fair, the Hollywood Reporter article they copied and pasted from had the same error.

Animal Crossing made $3.6 million in April alone

One Day at a Time was cancelled by Netflix and then picked up by PopTV. The first three seasons are still on Netflix, but PopTV acquired the linear rights to them, so they can reair them.

“Come with me if you want to... laugh!”

When is ‘The Connors’ going to stop teasing us and finally get to the story arc where the Terminator starts hunting Sarah? I hate a prequel that just keeps padding out its storyline.

Honestly from the headline I thought someone had just done a video edit of RUNAWAY where the killer robots inject COVID-19 rather than acid.

Came here to confirm the AV Club commentariat, even in its diminished state relative to the good old days, was on top of this vis-a-vis Runaway.  Was not disappointed!

Sselleck already handled himself against killer robots , he’ll be fine..

This needs to be a post-credit scene.

Of course, no XTC Dear God, Tori Amos God or Prince The Cross which are each greater than 75% of this list . Cause, The AV Club. Am I getting it right?