Ted is a live-action Ned Flanders, so it makes sense that he would have a fear of therapists. Hopefully Dr Fieldstone won’t have to spank him.

The last record to have this many hastily added co-writers was Elastica’s debut, which borrowed riffs from The Stranglers and Wire.

I was a huge MotU fan when I was 8 and I can’t think of anything more depressing than people my age (mid 40s) being passionate members of the He-Man fandom. Honestly, it’s only slightly more dignified than getting hooked on percocet.

That happens. The Championship is a tough league.

There was a huge stand-up gala on Channel 4 years back broadcast live from Wembley Arena. Everyone absolutely died on their arse because it was a huge stadium filled with middle aged TV executives.

Come on, someone do the Fast 10: Your Seatbelt joke.

“Her parents bought her a career”

Not sure if this comment section is filled with Disco Sux reactionaries or if everyone is feeling gulity about dunking on a 13-year old in 2011, but Black’s new music is really good. “One of pop’s most exciting artists”is maybe slight hyperbole but Girlfriend is a quality track.

It’s too early to start talking about Marvel Fatigue, especially as Black Widow is more of a coda than the start of a new phase. Still, the Marvel era will have to end some day. It'll be interesting to see if the next phase of movies manage to keep the numbers up.

I loved the Howard the Duck movie when I saw it. I think I was 9. Kids are idiots.

Oh no, didn’t anyone tell him that we’re not allowed to criticize comic movies and we have to pretend each one is like what you'd get if Shakespeare wrote Citizen Kane?

Yup, precisely this.

Absolutely astonished at this. Kids will strug with that runtime, so who on earth is this movie for?

That’s the beauty of the What If concept. You can cast whoever you want. What If Odin sounded like Gilbert Gottfried?

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Yep, the first one kept the kids quiet for 90 minutes and is, for that reason, better than Citizen Kane,

I personally didn’t like The Witch (it’s fine, just not for me) but i did enjoy her performance. She's been eye-catchingly good from the beginning.