Whatever wacky The Producers-style grift they're working is starting to come to fruition.

Don't go there!

That’s a really thoughtful response, thanks.

If a state loan is offered with lower rates and looser conditions than a commercial loan, then that loan is welfare.

The whole issue is that Objectivism rejects the idea of community cooperation, even if that means that organizations (and people) end up dying. The Rand Institute requires state intervention to survive right now, because of course it does, because that’s how things work in reality, and the idea of a world with no…

Lol, that’s exactly the same argument as, “of course, true socialism has never been tried.”

“Ever shaved with butter, Jakey?”

Jake quits the force and becomes a stand-up. The gang hang out at his apartment.

If a book can't make you forget about your marital issues or other unhappiness in your life, then what the fuck is the point of reading it? The best books could make you forget that your house is on fire.

Listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers is one of the things that can get you into the Bad Place. Nice try, Trevor.

This is going to be a chicken and egg thing where the theaters won’t open because the studios aren’t releasing movies, and the studios won’t release because the theaters are closed.

Carole Lombard is an excellent comparison. Both so beautiful, both so funny, both very generous about supporting their leading men, who rarely match their talents.

Eurovision is exactly like WWE (only somehow even gayer.) The fandom appreciates on an nth-level tier of irony which involves fully understanding the ludicrousness of it while also earnestly loving it. If you made a rasslin’ movie that was like “haha this is fake rasslin’ain’t real”, you’d get quite rightly destroyed…

Only by dark elves

I think the Trump rally was a really interesting insight into the current state of events. Clearly, even the “I ain’t scared of no virus” crowd are still hesitant about mass gatherings.

Even if they keep pushing the reopening, people are still a long way from having enough confidence to sit in a crowded movie theater for two hours. I cannot imagine any studio releasing a tentpole when they know that theaters are struggling for numbers. We’re not getting any new movies this year.

She's a terrific writer. And annoyingly young.

This means that lots of classic movies could have had exactly one fuck. Use the fucking force. I see dead fuckers. If you build the fucking thing, they will come. Yer a wizard, fucko. Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn, so go fuck yourself.

That’s fair. I meant that the people who typically suit up for this discourse would be silent if it involved boys, and I overgeneralized.