I never said they were underage. You, however, seem to have a very keen interest in how young you can go without getting Chris Hansoned.

His type is “young as possible without breaking the law”. This tells you:

It seems everyone knew what he was like, to the point where these castings seem like a sick in-joke.

Lots of the “it’s not pedophilia it’s ephebophilia” brigade in the comments today.

The opening shot is quite memorable

Can’t believe you left off Rudy Guiliani.

I hate it when Jim and Pam yell at each other.

It's the only memorable thing about this film. It reminded me of a 90s CD-Rom game, with pixelated sprites bouncing around in front of lovingly detailed backgrounds.

The equal opportunity offenders philosophy definitely played a role. I guess it was the comedy version of All Lives Matter.

Best Before dates are really just recommendations.

It’s weird to talk about the 00s as a different time but they really were. There was a real vogue for boundary-pushing stuff that I found a bit unpleasant, but I was always told that I was just too old to understand (I was 32 in 2009). Chris Lilley was occasionally funny in Summer Heights High, but it definitely felt…

It can’t be as good as the face people make when they say “you HAVEN’T seen The Wire?!?!???!??!”

But the discourse? Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the discourse!?!

Ulysses 31 did absolutely not have to go that hard.

Kombatant: Frank Costanza, the ultimate 90s psychopath.

To be fair, yes, there was a lot of handwringing about whether Joker would lead to a spate of mass killings. Everyone gets overexcited by this boring movie.

You know who would make a great companion in the mold of Ace?

One day closer to Elon’s dreams of a Martian Galt’s Gulch ends in an orgy of murder-suicides.

This seems like a good a place as any to mention that CATS (2019) is an underrated film, and a cult classic in the making. In a time when everything is focus grouped and analytics driven, CATS managed to be delightfully eccentric and extremely memorable. It's out on BluRay and digital download now. Check it out. Skip…

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