Listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers is one of the things that can get you into the Bad Place. Nice try, Trevor.

This is going to be a chicken and egg thing where the theaters won’t open because the studios aren’t releasing movies, and the studios won’t release because the theaters are closed.

Carole Lombard is an excellent comparison. Both so beautiful, both so funny, both very generous about supporting their leading men, who rarely match their talents.

Eurovision is exactly like WWE (only somehow even gayer.) The fandom appreciates on an nth-level tier of irony which involves fully understanding the ludicrousness of it while also earnestly loving it. If you made a rasslin’ movie that was like “haha this is fake rasslin’ain’t real”, you’d get quite rightly destroyed…

Only by dark elves

I think the Trump rally was a really interesting insight into the current state of events. Clearly, even the “I ain’t scared of no virus” crowd are still hesitant about mass gatherings.

Even if they keep pushing the reopening, people are still a long way from having enough confidence to sit in a crowded movie theater for two hours. I cannot imagine any studio releasing a tentpole when they know that theaters are struggling for numbers. We’re not getting any new movies this year.

She's a terrific writer. And annoyingly young.

This means that lots of classic movies could have had exactly one fuck. Use the fucking force. I see dead fuckers. If you build the fucking thing, they will come. Yer a wizard, fucko. Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn, so go fuck yourself.

That’s fair. I meant that the people who typically suit up for this discourse would be silent if it involved boys, and I overgeneralized.

I never said they were underage. You, however, seem to have a very keen interest in how young you can go without getting Chris Hansoned.

His type is “young as possible without breaking the law”. This tells you:

It seems everyone knew what he was like, to the point where these castings seem like a sick in-joke.

Lots of the “it’s not pedophilia it’s ephebophilia” brigade in the comments today.

The opening shot is quite memorable

Can’t believe you left off Rudy Guiliani.

I hate it when Jim and Pam yell at each other.

It's the only memorable thing about this film. It reminded me of a 90s CD-Rom game, with pixelated sprites bouncing around in front of lovingly detailed backgrounds.

The equal opportunity offenders philosophy definitely played a role. I guess it was the comedy version of All Lives Matter.

Best Before dates are really just recommendations.