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It’s weird to talk about the 00s as a different time but they really were. There was a real vogue for boundary-pushing stuff that I found a bit unpleasant, but I was always told that I was just too old to understand (I was 32 in 2009). Chris Lilley was occasionally funny in Summer Heights High, but it definitely felt

It can’t be as good as the face people make when they say “you HAVEN’T seen The Wire?!?!???!??!”

But the discourse? Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the discourse!?!

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Ulysses 31 did absolutely not have to go that hard.

Kombatant: Frank Costanza, the ultimate 90s psychopath.

To be fair, yes, there was a lot of handwringing about whether Joker would lead to a spate of mass killings. Everyone gets overexcited by this boring movie.

You know who would make a great companion in the mold of Ace?

One day closer to Elon’s dreams of a Martian Galt’s Gulch ends in an orgy of murder-suicides.

This seems like a good a place as any to mention that CATS (2019) is an underrated film, and a cult classic in the making. In a time when everything is focus grouped and analytics driven, CATS managed to be delightfully eccentric and extremely memorable. It's out on BluRay and digital download now. Check it out. Skip

The long, slow death of Quibi is great news for The AV Club. Think of how many articles you got out of MoviePass.

This is a Hall Of Fame-level example of Betteridge’s Law.

Thanks for sharing that lyric. It made me laugh.

You've clearly not seen Normal People yet.

#notallJims

Now that it’s owned by a heartless corporation, rather than being the product of some guy in his office, I feel comfortable saying this:

A fifteen minute montage of the Justice Pals doing the Batusi.

Literally just about to post this. RELEASE THE LEWIS CUT!

These people have built their identity around a movie. When the movie sucks ass (which it will), they will perform extraordinary feats of cognitive dissonance to prove that they were right all along, either by pretending it’s actually good or by claiming it’s not the REAL Snyder cut.

Somebody described a movie once as “so bad it wasn’t even straight-to-video, it was straight-to-taped-over.” It’s a shame there’s an equivalent of this phrase in the Netflix age. Other than, increasingly, “a Netflix original”.