I agree that the Game of Thrones was about as good as our boring, stupid, frustrating, disappointing reality.

The sentient peacock that controls the network will make its first public appearance

Planning to watch Life of Brian with my kid soon, which will be my first viewing in 20 years, having exhausted it in my teens.

Heres hoping that there’s a typo on the poster and his co-star is actually Peter Davidson

This whole series of articles has been superb. Caroline Siede is one of the best writers here.

This vogue for heartwarming Holocaust stories is weird and depressing. The mistake Jerry Lewis made with his Holocaust film was being ahead of his time. It would have done serious box here in 2019.

What we need is a female-led Mission Impossible. Let's see Jolie or someone chuck herself out of a plane for our entertainment. 

The weird thing about Polanski apologists is that most of them aren’t even Polanski fans, they just generally feel that raping a girl shouldn’t preclude you from being famous.

Truth Hurts really does “borrow” a lot from Black Beatles.

There are two possible reactions a cishet man can have to this letter

Yeah right more like Muppets LEAST Wanted.

B- for the 2011 reboot? Harsh. It’s the second best Muppets movie.

So many great moments in that show, but my favorite is Channing Tatum as the Goblin King

Thats what I’m saying though - characters dying and coming back to life are exclusively behind-the-camera decisions. The idea that a character can’t return because of a thing that happened in a film is an embarrassing one to be held by anyone over the age of 11, and yet i see adults regularly talking like this.

Loki came back to life via time travel shenanigans and precisely zero people complained because it is a movie and it's all made up

One way they could bring him back is if everyone remembered that all of these films are made up and resurrecting a dead character is a fairly minor writing challenge for any competent writer.

Jennifer Aniston and Jake Gyllenhaal made a movie a few years later called The Good Girl which hits many of the same beats, but with a much more sophisticated sense of class and gender. Everyone watch that instead. 

Your mom's a po-faced encomium

The AV Club may be flaky with good shows but you have to admire their devotion to publishing 1000 words every Sunday about how last night’s SNL was meh.

It was also weird when Fleabag got a lifesaving operation without having to set up a GoFundMe to pay for it.