“The accusations against me are wiggedy wiggedy wiggedy wack"

Winona Ryder shoplifted, so that's roughly the bar.

Thank you for your spirited defense of late stage capitalism

Legend has it that ancient civilizations had something called “anti-trust laws” that prevented this kind of monopoly from emerging. It’s probably why they died out.

Please give generously to my GoFundMe that will help Endgame become the first $3bn movie 

Gender flipped All About Eve with Ken Jeong in the Betty Davis role and Marilyn Monroe replaced by an umbrella 

Chandler watches Mad about You in Friends but Ursula exists in the Mad About Youniverse

Would seriously pay for this 

This site’s recent “Stuber is Stupid” headline might be the most Jay Sherman thing they’ve ever published. Impossible to even read that phrase without hearing Lovitz’s drawl.

Also, The Strike has one of the funniest line reads ever. "AS I RAINED BLOWS UPON HIM, I thought...there has to be a better way."

It's astonishing how much plot is in The Strike's 22 minutes. There's also Elaine's confrontation with the people at the end of her fake number. 

Imagine being so racist that you try to argue that Whitney wasn't famous in 1992

Just nitpicking 

Could have easily racked up another $10 million

It's a very crowded field but I think The Departed wins by virtue of being based on an excellent original 

So much of the film is A-listers doing schtick that it ends up feeling like a SNL sketch

It’s inferior to Infernal Affairs in every possible way and somehow it’s also somehow an hour longer. Honestly, people are so easily impressed these days.

The Departed is a truly horrible remake and easily the worst Best Picture winner of modern times. 

I saw the finest sites of my generation destroyed by Kinja