He'll have to become CEO of Hooli, surely

Ocean's Eleven is a film with Julia Roberts and eleven men.

I like how it's been gently overlapping with everyone else's favourite show, Tits & Dragons. Denpak had some serious Varys vibes in this ep, to the point where I half expected him to mention his "little birds".

Dunno, you'd have to ask them

"Mummy's stinky was bald". Christ, what an experience that show was. A bit Mike Leigh, a bit Todd Solodnz, a bit League of Gentlemen. I'll have to track down a copy of Nighty Night now.

Joffrey's death came quite early in the season though

I've heard several fans say that it's not a remake, it's just "showing respect for the canon".

Forrest Gump, the novel by Winston Groom, is great. The opening line is "Being a retard in America is no box of chocolates", which immediately tells you that it's not like the movie.

I've found very few people who agree with me on this but I absolutely loathe Requiem For A Dream. Like, it genuinely upsets and offends me that the movie exists and that people seem to like it.

This has demeaned the fine institution that is GJI. Mostly, I feel sorry for the makers of mashup videos.

Fight the real enemy

He's not your guy-pal, buddy

Nothing can possibligh go wrong

His huge smile when he says "I am busting your balls!"

William Faulkner could write a big booty ho that'd really make ya think

I assume so, butt I'm open to suggestion

We now proclaim the mystery of our faith

What kind of catchphrase is that?

Yes, me too. I find that taking the glasses off for a couple of minutes allows my eyes to readjust. I use this period of time to curse myself for going to the 3D showing.

Michael Dudikoff is…. American Fruit Ninja