This is almost identical to the Starwipe story, but funnier. What's the point of Starwipe? I'm still not sure.

Ahoy hoy holy shit

I once banged Eartha Kitt in a Burger King bathroom

Amazing that Slash was such an accomplished musician and still found time to invent a genre of gay sex-heavy fan fiction.

I have had it with MAH WIFE on this motherfucking plane

Your relationship with his mother

The Fades was really good, mainly due to an excellent performance by Daniel Kaluuya

We've got to dispel this myth that Trump doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

I'm seeing double…134 Avengers!

Three hours of them hilariously failing to penetrate her

How about putting Trump in the movie and putting Jack Gleeson in the White House?

I'm looking at Wiki and it looks like her She-Hulk porn parodies were released after she moved to Japan, which is odd.

I had a moment where I was convinced that it was Chyna from WWE.

If you haven't already, try the book that inspired it: We by Yevgeny Zamyatin. It's a much weirder, more psychosexual book that will seem familiar if you've seen Brazil. And yeah, it's really, really good.

That is probably the single most disturbing visual effect of all. I'm surprised it hasn't been used in a horror movie.

So is Do The Right Thing, which I am assuming was nominated

There was something in a later episode I saw recently where Homer refers to beer as "thinking juice". I guess that might be considered kind of funny.

This is a great chance for Poochy to make his comeback

If they are giving out awards for being ugly then I would like to know where mine is

They should have called it Jazz Rocky, although that would have been hard for The Bee Gees to sing: "Hee hee hee hee, Jazz Rocky, Jazz Rocky".