GR86: please be a liftback, please be a liftback, please be a liftback...

Oh jeez, here come the cool witty atheists with their flying spaghetti monster jokes...

I still can’t get over how fucking ugly this monstrosity is. Honda’s designers need to be dragged out in the street and beaten with phone books.

“The decision comes amid intense speculation about Kalanick’s ability to retain control of the company.”

So ugly....all of them....

“Premium CVT”.

I think that organization is bloated enough. EPA is necessary, but needs reeled in a bit.

“We’re huge fans of ride-sharing services and try to report on them unbiasedly.” - Jalopnik.

Let’s see

You’d rather they destroyed the time honored design? It’s a Jeep thing, go buy a 4-Runner and stfu.

“$350 million in repairs?! But it’s only worth $500 million to start with!! I guess I’ll just go out and spend a couple billion on a new one with a warranty.” -Car Owner Logic

Hopefully he scraps safety regs so we can have low beltlines and thin A pillars. Make Cars Beautiful Again.

2005/6 Mini Cooper S for $6k. Yes it will have some issues in an 11 year old British BMW with a Chrysler engine but it checks your boxes.

Is Islam a collection of 7 countries now? I’m so confused right now. Is this article one of those sensationalism or clickbait things?

Pretty much every article Orlove writes is political whining, with a sprinkle of automotive news to justify a political lecture on an auto blog.

Quite a stretch. Seems like it is just a way for Orlove to spout off his political opinions under the guise of “car related”. Not matter how you slice it, this article doesn’t belong here...Jezebel maybe, but not here.

Get this shit out of here, please.

Jalopnik has turned into a giant anti trump political circlejerk. I didn’t realize a car related website could take such a quick nosedive into hoseshit reporting.

What does this have to to with cars on a car site? Glad I block all ads here so you get no revenue!

Is that yellow cab a Dodge Grand Caravan?