Worst case scenario to cut down on the budget...

Used dealers like that will finance anyone. To the first user, it sounds like a bad idea for you. If you can’t afford brakes and an exhaust (where are you shopping? Midas? It shouldn’t be more than $500 for pads and rotors on a Hyundai. An exhaust shop can weld in some new pipe and a cheapie muffler for $100-200) then…

Netflix is trying to give me COPD.  Citizens on Patrol Disease.  It's a chronic disease you get from watching too much Police Academy movies.

Well shit. That sure beats all the crap that my son, his scout troop and I pulled out of a ravine yesterday as part of the Clean Your Streams day. Seven plus tires, broken bikes, scooters and 20+ bags of garbage. It was nasty  

This doohickey sounds like a bunch of mumbo-jumbo malarkey. I’ll stick to my tried and tested fuel efficiency booster, Thank you very much!

Wait, who cares about the window?

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

The conversion is $39,995, and that’s on top of the truck itself.

Audi’s cars were doing this for a while. I really enjoyed that feature.

Too close, you say?

A bit of Armour, a turret mounted gun and you’ve got yerself an Urban Assault Vehicle! (I’ve been waiting years to say this).

Agreed.  Also, very helpful to hold your firearm sideways like you saw in the movies.

Oversteer scares the passenger, understeer scares the driver.

This is the first thing I explain to someone when teaching them how to drive a manual. Once they understand this it is much easier to learn.