I like what you're selling. Feel free to rant on!

That's great. When I'm elected Universal Emperor you can be in charge of containing the religiously deluded fools to their assigned corrals. Your title will be Grand Wizard of Weirdos.

Yeeeeeeeesssssss?

MLK certainly had valid points, and he certainly put his money where his mouth is, but he also might have been just a bit mistaken in his certainty that absolute nonviolence is the only viable route to "the mountaintop." Physical action in the name of self defense and also as a means of self empowerment is not…

Waiter, what's this dick doing in my consumé?
Backstroke!

Or put cream in the coffee.

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Snapchew

Mangina Cameltoe - a great name for a big haired fruity not-so-hard rock band, or the greatest?

Yeah, I'd have be there too, ready to rock out with my cock out!

But ultimately and fundamentally religious thought of any kind is unequivocally preposterous and worthy of extreme and protracted ridicule. Religion and religious thought is a scourge upon the global society and needs to be eradicated, with extreme prejudice. So if Hollywood happens to more often portray religion and…

If Hillary calls for one more "Conversation" about anything I swear I'm gonna slash her vocal chords with a Twizzler red licorice stick.

New Jersey consistently votes Democratic in Presidential elections but has had it's share of Republican Governors of varying success and effectiveness. Chris Christie? A complete, total incompetent fool who has only incited extreme dysfunction and elicited profound animosity from all quarters. At best a "D" rating.…

Well, the Free Market will eventually rectify that injustice. After all, if the Free Market can't cure society's ills—it's got Free right in it's name!—what else can?

True, but Northerners were often just as racist as Southerners. In fact, in many Northern cities and towns Blacks were treated worse than animals, and many Union soldiers resented being made to fight in defense of Blacks. It was a much more complicated and nuanced reality than usually depicted.

Poisonous apples, exploding pomegranates, boxing bananas…

Now you're cookin' with RF-300 Butane!

I prefer fruits that put up a good fight. Builds character.

It's fun to invent silly words!

Plural. It's colors.