I assume you'll now be spending more time with your family, which is a polite way of saying drinking to excess, drunk sexting, and mass tweeting all those bigoted, racist, and pro Trump thoughts you've been suppressing so nobly, so valiantly, till now. Good luck with all that, I envy you!

I wonder if he likes gladiator fights?

How wrong you are, Don Henley most certainly knows shit. He's the go-to guy for top quality Grade-A shit. He handles all my manure needs, animal or human.

*chucks all the trash into neighbors yard*

Pryor came up with many of the greatest lines of the movie, some of which are not at all of a racial nature, such as the wonderfully wry and iconic "Mongo only pawn in game of life," which for some reason when I heard Gene Wilder reveal this fact it struck me as extremely surprising. I'm not exactly sure why I'd be so…

If you're referring to the blatant racial humor in which Mel Brooks regularly indulged, I think there'd be relatively little if any negative reaction today. I'm thinking about shows such as Family Guy, Cleveland Show, American Dad, South Park, and even Broad City which all much more blatantly, crudely, and of course…

Fair point. The fact is Jesus was first a political activist of sorts before he was a martyr for God, or whatever the Hell was his function according to his plan. I've never actually read any of his official publications or even his Mission Statement, although I am familiar with his organization's Profits to Earnings…

Life of Brian is definitely near the pinnacle of the mountain of all time greatest comedies for concept, performances and actual number of solid, hysterical gags. The only reason it doesn't quite make my all time fav of favs is that I'm personally so emphatically, radically, viciously anti religion that I felt that it…

The only logical, reasonable, allowable explanation for not watching Blazing Saddles all the way through once you begin watching it is death. Short of your heart having exploded in a spectacular supernova of flesh, muscle, sinew and blood you really have no excuse. None. Tsk.

Yes, I fluctuate between Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, and of course Frankenhooker as my favorite comedies of all time. Yes, Frankenhooker.

I can't believe it's not KY!

Some of us don't even require the mention of "Alison Brie," for the mere mental image of her sultry pulchritude is sufficient kindling to ignite the raging inferno of our insatiable, self consuming autoerotic ardor. Gross, huh?

O!

To hear Jonah spew those bizarre words is genuinely delightful, but to read them in cold black and white, well, they're truly horrific. And awesome.

Limited Edition!

Um, your imp is dragging.

Yes, it's the "doing" wherein lies the profound hilarity.

Brian dePalma? That's faint praise, at best. I like Brian DePalma's films—most of 'em, anyway—but he essentially emulated only one director, Alfred Hitchcock, and did it well enough while also infusing a substantial dose of his own very distinctive personal style. Esmail, however, isn't so much emulating any other…

Yummers!

I believe that your appraisal of Miss Carey's physical appearance is perhaps unduly influenced by your professional responsibilities as her personal procurer of the controversial, probably bogus age reversing cream, Essence o' Fetus®.