We can only hope…

Jebus fuggin Cripes, this is a sound equalled in awfulness only by the stupid, terrible show, itself. Ha HA!!

"Why yes, I do know what you mean. Myself and Dean Acheson, former Secretary of State under Harry S. Truman, we used to double team LBJ's testicles. Massive hairy monsters, they were." End scene.

The Portia to her Ellen. The, um, uh… … I can't think of anymore celebrity lesbian couples… The Justin Bieber to her Nick Jonas?!

Why are the conventions so many days?! Is there any actual worthwhile purpose to them at this point? The conventions should just be a brief 5 minute television announcement, and then the conventioneers celebrate modestly and with an appropriate and respectable form of memorialization, maybe a hot dog from a street…

Me? I'm not what you think I am, and not what anyone has ever thought I was. I am an immaterial illusion. I am little more than a wavering mirage hovering above a distant desert horizon beckoning all desperately parched travelers with a treacherously empty promise of cool watery relief. I am but an unreal anomaly…

Show?! What show are you talking about?! Mr. Robot is a delusion in my mind. In fact, it's a delusion in everyone's mind. It's an elaborate, finely detailed, superbly plotted delusion existing only as a shared nightmare born of mass hysteria… And it's awesome!

Oh come on, Kris Jenner is a toothless backwoods hillbilly compared to Lisa Vanderpump. The nerve!

I completely agree with you about Jon's impact or at least influence upon other news media, particularly the more liberal media who did so often feature his better, more dramatic confrontations with Conservative personalities. But, again, the people that most needed to hear—much less understand and appreciate—Jon's…

Kramer was really mean?! Poppycock! Balderdash! Phooey!

No, no, no. Fred Stoller is and was the difficult one, a fact which has been corroborated several times by different sources and even by Fred himself in more recent interviews. Fred initially was extremely frustrated by the sitcom writing process which can be tough for the more thin skinned or temperamental artist,…

Hmm. If Gore had won the election I'm positive that the Internet would now be exactly .000001% more popular. A very different world.

Well, you're comparing his impression of how people on the streets feel about and express their views on the racial conditions in both countries to the historical facts of each country. Of course both nations have very different and unrelated histories, however it's possible that the people experience the current…

Clinton is the winner in terms of the likelihood of people voting for her who say they will, but my point is about the polls indicating people's approval of them both—their favorability—as candidates and as people. It's so easy to structure the questions to elicit this apparent opinion that either or both candidates…

It's right there on their SAG-AFTRA union cards: Professional Weenie

And maybe the guards will let us wander free around the prison grounds, so we can have a scavenger hunt? Wouldn't that be so much fun?!

A very slight alluring overbite. Sex-ay.

I doubt Trump would have anything but misogynistic sexist insults to say about a woman as mature and formidable as Judge Judy. Miley Cyrus, however, he'd make Secretary of Cameltoes.

[FELDMAN's carrying two paper bags of groceries.]

Sociopaths are normally quite adept at mimicking normal human emotions, but that one had them all utterly stumped!