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Just like Trump. HA!*

You had me at Fiddle! No, Faddle. I definitely prefer the Faddle. The Fiddle is bit too, um, Fiddley.

Re-noting, more accurately.

Sorry, I only support societies which are purrrrrfectly cruel to cats. HA!*

Woulda coulda shoulda. It's a shame, damn shame.

Well, any cinematic creation fortunate enough to be graced with the sublime talents of both Randy Quaid and the illustrious master thespian, Mr. T, could only be splendiferous entertainment! Also, Brooke Shields and Morgan Fairchild! And the voice of Bobcat Goldthwait!! And, uh, Keanu Reeves. Um, sorry.

But China literally translates as Land of Happy Lucky Voracious Doggie Eaters.

Real nasty. Real naughty. Real kewl!

You should know… Ha!*

Bela Lugosi was from Detroit, I suppose. Or maybe Peoria.

You, uh, you got a lot a wacky rituals involved in upvoting, dontcha?

Crack is a helluva drug. So is gay!

Ha!*

"If you have an artery full of blood. And I have an artery full of blood. And I have fangs. There they are. Watch them. My fangs reach acrooOOOOooooOOOOOooooos the room, and start to drink from your artery full of blood… I. Drink. Your. BLOOD!!" *sluuurrrp!* "I drink it up!"

Land oil mining rights are just as important as human blood mining rights.

My High School did a production of the original stage play, but that was many, many years ago. There was a small but very vocal group of outraged parents who felt it was "inappropriate!", but luckily the administration stood up to them. Go figure.

Mwahaha…

Baby.

Woman of La Mancha will be about a poor immigrant girl working in a commercial dry cleaners struggling with the challenges of a new culture, a family left behind, and very stubborn tricky stains.

There's gonna be a rumble! It's the cast of Hamilton vs. the cast of Jersey Boys!