I guess that explains the funny, rotting smell in my car this morning, but it vanished. I've had an collection of acorns (trying to stay away from the N word) stored in my Focus' airbox.

Unfortunately, I park in a 3-car driveway with a fourth car and to be sure my housemate is able to get out for work, I park partway…

Hyundai is just responding to customer requests for 'greener engines.'

Come at me, bro!

This is the disappointments list. The disgraceful embarrassment thread will come later.

Biggest disappointments of 2014?

Can't you get Gawker Media to pay for it? This could be the new Jalopnik mobile command center.

5K for this? Damn, that's a good deal. If I could find a 5 ton expando van for this price...

I always assumed that wizards just have super effective birth control potions or spells.

Maybe once you realize you can do magic the importance of a belief in religion drops a little. I'd imagine very few students would be overtly devoutly religious when something religion calls a miracle is something you learn to do as an 11 year old kid.

nobody is infringing this guy's right to make a video game... There are no 1st amendment issues here.

But no one was ever telling the devs they were wrong to try and release it. Valve saying, "we don't personally wish to endorse and publish this game," isn't even remotely the same thing.

Except what a lot of you and those fucking people crying about first amendment don't seem to get...Valve is NOT the US it's a privately owned company that DOES have the right to say NO we will not sell your game...People want to cry about 1st amendment well that would cover Valve also, even though again being a…

Kind of sad that they caved so easily. But such is their right. Some of those comments on the game, though... HIGHLY disturbing.

As a reminder to all first amendment apologists: Valve is not a government entity and is allowed to enforce their own restrictions on the content they distribute.

I'm sick of people making fun of the cross and taking away from it's original meaning. Can't we all just remember it for the horrific, bloody, slow torturing device that it is.

In for one eventually making it in to Lemons.

WOOOO!

Right, because simplistic false dichotomies are the only moral option. But I guess we should expect as much from someone whose avatar is Travis Bickle. Sometimes, too far is just too far. And it's not like this is censorship—they are well within their rights to not carry products that they don't like. Don't like…

I like how people are saying this is censorship. Valve isn't a government, they can't censor anything. Those guys can totally sell their game on their own website, there's no one saying they can't publish their game, they just can't put it on Steam.