She is the mouthpiece for a monster.

I fucking hate St. Patrick’s Day and this year, not only is it on a fucking Friday, but I have to go to New Orleans for work from the 16th to 18th. Like, I love NOLA but NOLA on a Friday night that also happens to be St. Patrick’s Day? I’d sooner die.

Agreed. I lived in Boston for 4 years and avoided it like the plague.

Honestly, that whole parade is a fucking shitshow in every way and humanity would be better off without it.

Yeah, for one thing, you don’t string a bow with a bungee cord.

When someone brings up PC-culture as a refutation, it’s always the final square of Asshole Bingo. His refutation points more to the fact that he’s totes okay with Affleck because he doesn’t see anything wrong with behaving like Affleck, than to whatever point he was trying to make (we’re all so mean? I dunno).

I barely read my college’s alma paper. Why would I read the college newspaper?

I remember going to SXSW when music was the focus and not a big technology circle jerk.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Sex for ten cuddle for another ten nap for forty.

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

I’m pulling for a press conference “Weird, my arm is numb. And my face is droopier than usual. And my vision is all weird. Where is this headache coming from? I had better hold on to the podium before I fall over.” And no one notices he’s spouting gibberish until it’s too late for 911.

Doesn’t master- he’s just window dressing to make the Administration look sane while Bannon runs things

And if he’s not allowed to build his own staff, and if he’s not allowed to tell Bannon to eat a shit pot pie, and if he’s not allowed to advise but only do as he’s told, and if the Russians are [still] getting debriefed by someone else after every NSC meeting, well, who could refuse an offer like that anyway?

Receive an appointment, get a massage.

He’s just like us.

Wait, why is he interviewing dictators for a position in his cabinet?!?!

Scarjo (S) to Truth (T) translator:

yah scarlett it’s pretty difficult for me to have sex with one person too