My dad has painted a (not great) rendition of this and put it up in his yard. On 4ft x 6ft plywood. In Trumplandia. It’s pretty fucking awesome.

The Falcons Blew A 25 Point Lead

Alternative take: Fuck Trump. Fuck the Pats. Fuck Boston. Fuck you. Fuck Atlanta and the Falcons, too. Fuck it all. Spring training starts soon. HERE WE GO, PHILS.

Yes, it’s a football game. And in the grand scheme of things, it doesn’t mean dick. Still, as a long-suffering Jets fan (i.e. someone who hated Tom Brady and the Pats long before Donald Trump’s candidacy), it would have been nice to see them eat it hard in this game.

The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

It was almost worth it just to hear Roger Goodell booed so loudly that the mic couldn’t pick up anything he said. Almost.

The boos for Goodell were a salve on this wound.

Conway almost cracked on MSNBC yesterday when Chris Matthews asked her if Trump okayed the raid in Yemen over dinner with Jared and Bannon. You could see the moment, the twitch, the falling curtain over the facade of bullshit she’s forced to peddle.

1) “In all of our schools it is illegal to have guns on campus, so again and again these guys go and shoot up these fucking schools because they know there are no guns there.” I went to a high school where there was a resource officer with a gun. Don’t know what Vaughn is talking about.

And according to a sign seen at the march, blow jobs are cannibalism.

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

La La Land just encompasses the overwhelming mediocrity we’ve been mired in lately, doesn’t it?

I apologize on behalf of the (what might surprise you) huge number of military officers who didn’t vote for this imbecile and are horrified by him and his actually more terrifying sideclown.

Trump supporters meanwhile think nothing is wrong and everything is perfect. They really are totally detached from reality.

Anarchists don’t get elected. Intentionally. But nihilists do, and they pass.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

Chris Christie got to sit on the dais; clearly the final humiliation for him: there he was, with nothing to do and no one to do it for.

Inauguration tickets are free. Even at that price, no one wanted to attend.

Mere seconds if you spray yourself with glue and then just roll around in the pile.

“the Mortdecai star”