“My AAHSS is killin’ me, I need help.”

Some of the clips from the original were comedic gold, but many of them just sucked. Maybe one good one a show. I find some cringeworthy things funny, but The Spec Ed ones weren’t funny at all.

jesus these are all terrible takes, they’re both great shows

that’s like your opinion, I find the office thoroughly annoying.

There’s something deeply amusing about this whiny, self-indulgent rant about how people spend too much time whining and being self-indulgent.

In my headcanon, all the Friends have paired up in all possible combinations. We didn’t see them all onscreen, but all possible unions took place.

This is actually kind of touching. Its like a family helping care for a member who is ill. Obviously, I may be projecting my emotions on the trees, but, it shows a support system that most humans don’t even have.

“How about you buy the vodka and I’ll throw in a mixer of your choice and a bag of chex mix for free?”

My guess is that it came off a lot more passive-aggressive and shit-stirring - enough to rile Uzelac’s wife. Also, vodka dude is 100% a “The waitress loves my jokes!” guy.

The passenger may have yelled out something a bit different, such as:

That’s a lotta work! Sounds like it’d be fun for a lark, though, just to see how similar you can get it. Maybe I’ll try it on my now-abandoned OnePlus 2.

I guess we have to pull for McDonald’s and KFC to do him in.

Kids = Ransomware

These are all about piloting a vehicle of some sort or another.

You just scared the shit out of me...I am on Arrested Development season 2 and had never seen it before. I am really getting into it and saw this post. I thought AD was going away! I will go clean my pants now.

Can we go back to having bezels? This shit is counter-productive 

The fact an 8 year old was using one of these apps is mind boggling. I’ve seen some tall and older looking 13 and 16 year olds but still. Hella gross. But, I am sorta curious about the case of the 13 year old. Did he download the app knowing what it was? Was he brainwashed by someone off the app first? Is he saying he…

Well, if a manual system caused all the bot programmers to stop bothering, that’d go a long way to fixing the backlog.

Shout out to Southwest Airlines for sending me a $100 voucher after a two hour delay, which arrived in my inbox BEFORE I EVEN LANDED at the next destination. I was ready to put on my mean face and then saw that and felt like I was treated by a human as a human, so I went about with my day.

A gender-neutral person is No One.