“My AAHSS is killin’ me, I need help.”

Some of the clips from the original were comedic gold, but many of them just sucked. Maybe one good one a show. I find some cringeworthy things funny, but The Spec Ed ones weren’t funny at all.

There’s something deeply amusing about this whiny, self-indulgent rant about how people spend too much time whining and being self-indulgent.

In my headcanon, all the Friends have paired up in all possible combinations. We didn’t see them all onscreen, but all possible unions took place.

“How about you buy the vodka and I’ll throw in a mixer of your choice and a bag of chex mix for free?”

My guess is that it came off a lot more passive-aggressive and shit-stirring - enough to rile Uzelac’s wife. Also, vodka dude is 100% a “The waitress loves my jokes!” guy.

The passenger may have yelled out something a bit different, such as:

That’s a lotta work! Sounds like it’d be fun for a lark, though, just to see how similar you can get it. Maybe I’ll try it on my now-abandoned OnePlus 2.

I guess we have to pull for McDonald’s and KFC to do him in.

Kids = Ransomware

These are all about piloting a vehicle of some sort or another.

You just scared the shit out of me...I am on Arrested Development season 2 and had never seen it before. I am really getting into it and saw this post. I thought AD was going away! I will go clean my pants now.

Can we go back to having bezels? This shit is counter-productive 

Shout out to Southwest Airlines for sending me a $100 voucher after a two hour delay, which arrived in my inbox BEFORE I EVEN LANDED at the next destination. I was ready to put on my mean face and then saw that and felt like I was treated by a human as a human, so I went about with my day.

I CAN’T WAIT!!!!! I downloaded and watched last season’s Holiday episode before xmas because I needed something to get me in a seasonal frame of mind. It is absolute genius! The mash up of Trilogy of Terror, It’s a Wonderful Life, and A Christmas Carol is demented, clever, and hilariously funny. I still have the…

His forehead is so smooth.

Ughhhhh, you are wronngggg! She’s mean and unfunny.

Counterpoint: Gia is so thirsty for a storyline and so thoroughly unlikable as a human being she’s not enjoyable to watch. The show is supposed to be about the most talented duking it out with each other; not the most talented dealing with one of the show’s biggest assholes.

Sure! You can Yelp jails too:

A gender-neutral person is No One.