I think he actually said "blasted teeth". I only watched that series once, six or seven years ago, and that is the moment that I remember clearest. David Morse is just that good as Washington.

The Coens are just "crypto", period. But since they don't declare their adherence to the left with banners and trumpets, to some they might as well be in opposition. It's that good old "if you're not with us you're against us" part of human nature that's served us so well.

I've had that exact exchange with a Dungeon Master at least once.

"What's the most you've ever lost in a Perception check?"

The AV Club

Yes. Sweet Jesus yes. That trailer promised a sleek and slightly unhinged techno-futuristic adventure. What we got was a bland Disney protagonist and a sage character so lame that the Dude couldn't even make him interesting,

This is definitely in the top tier of Power-Rangers-intro-narration-based put downs.

Yeah, the camera work was baffling. It looked like a standard Hollywood period piece interspersed with a student film.

I watched Supermarket Sweep as a kid. The only memory that stuck with me was the shopping cart full of hams. It's an indelible image, really.

MIDDLING!

Same thing happened to Sir Alec Guinness with Star Wars. He also loved chewing scenery, but, unlike Rickman, he got kind of a boring role for which the world would remember him.

Jai Courtney is the person-shaped void of our age.

I don't know, I still think it needs more explanation. Why would an established government support a resistance, unless it was outside its own borders? Do the Republic and the First Order have spheres of influence in the galaxy, and the Resistance only works within star systems controlled by the First Order? Is the…

It's so dense. There are so many Star Wars going on.

I played this game when I was 11 or 12, and pretty much all I remember was the unsettling atmosphere. Compare that to the original Resident Evil, which scared me when I was a kid, but which only fills me with warm nostalgia now.

Please return all Duracell batteries, upvotes, and porn to the facilities department.

The header image should have a big red YUP.

And "White Christmas". Bing Crosby is the shit (aside from the domestic violence).

Maybe he escaped via giant eagle.

That's the great thing about fascist dictatorships: Nobody's trying to come to a diplomatic consensus, leaving more time for action scenes.