On the plus side: El Nino means increased chance of torrential downpours, which means whoever takes the stage at halftime will have a higher chance of dying in an electrical accident.

They're more neckbeard than man now, twisted and evil.

A poor man's Hot Topic is a truly terrible thing indeed.

Username/thread synergy!

To stay competitive, Burger King will now serve all meals with a side of ground up amphetamines.

So, is The Fault in Our Stars actually about contemporary nerd disillusionment? If so, I really misjudged that trailer.

No need. I found brulio's answer to be sufficient, especially considering you had no intelligent retort.

Gmail is objectively better than other free email Email clients—and paid ones too (I'm looking at you, Outlook 2016!). Its UI is better, its search function is better (obviously), its adds aren't obtrusive like Yahoo's, its security is/was better (Yahoo used to have gaping security holes on its login page, not so sure…

Yeah. What the hell are we doing engaging with countries that have terrible human rights records?

Here was I thinking Thank Your Lucky Stars was going to be some tossed off "extras" album, and it's destined to be one of my favorites. "Elegy to the Void" is such a damned affecting song.

"Racism in mass media" is not an important issue?

I would say Halcyon Digest ties with Cryptograms as their least accessible album. It has catchy singles, but is a slow, patient work as a whole. I'd say start with Microcastle. That album has a lot of momentum.

And kickers. Don't forget kickers. They're all tiny and they hop up and down when they make a field goal. It's so adorable.

…said absolutely nobody in the article or comments section. You should try to engage with important issues more thoughtfully, rather than responding with a knee-jerk partisan response.

You know Coke? Pepsi's like that, except with a sideways baseball cap. Kids love it!

Whoa there, corporate America. I may be a millennial male, and I may read Pitchfork, but I am by no means "passionate".

"Is this a reboot or is this original?"

Indeed.

Living in a centrifuge is a perfect sciency solution to that particular sciency problem. Though I remember reading that, in order to achieve close to 1 Earth G, the outer ring needs to be much larger, or be rotating much faster, than is usually depicted in film.

O, Brother, Where Art Thou? was released on February 2nd.