Not trying to be overly critical, but there was a complete lack of BWAAAAAAMMM in this trailer.

That's the same as pretty much every Tom Sizemore story ever, though.

They lost? Those losers.

You're on shaky ground with that joke.

"Oh yeah, this is an awful game for awful people."

On a completely related note, I would like to proclaim my infinite sadness that there's no Block & Tackle article this week. I can't enjoy the NFL without John Teti interpreting it for me.

If you keep getting refills at Denny's, you can get it down to 20 or 30 cents. That is, if you can get the cheap bastards to come around and refill it.

Give now. Some Hollywood producers are living on less than 5 grams of coke a day.

Mrs. Adequate, who is an animator, raised the possibility of bidding on something from this auction, to which I responded that setting back our house down payment by five years for a skeleton figure with moveable limbs may not be the wisest financial decision.

I'm seeing double. Four Red Priestess boobs.

Who? What?

I've tried to use the "I let Jor-El use my computer" defense before, but it didn't work for some reason.

Actually, since at least one person cares, you should be saying "literally someone cares".

“Many sayings infiltrate our conversation so easily because they started out as ad slogans, literally designed to worm their way into our lives,”

For fans, refs suck approximately 50% of the time: A little less than 50%, they don't get a mention; a little more than 50%, and THEY'RE FRAUDS WHOVE BEEN PAID OFF BY THE OPPOSITION!!!!

Shining, shimmering, splendid!

It worked 'cause they were hella old.

Considering that each of these apps was probably made by an enterprising individual who sought to better their financial standing by legally defrauding consumers, I'd say the mere existence of these apps offers a deeper critique of the American Dream than GTA ever has.

Many Bothans died to bring us this unfounded speculation.

What? You don't think love is the most powerful force in the universe?