"Stay out of my territory." —Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Liam Neeson as Tom Hanks playing captain Miller trying to save Matt Damon as Jason Bourne in: The Saving Private Ryan Ultimatum

That's the nice thing about the highly segmented culture of this Internet age: I don't have to experience any part of the popular consciousness that I don't want to. I mean, it might lead to societal collapse in the long run, but right now I'm loving it.

Well… It depends.

Just remember, all pun threads must die.

Fucking Jesus: How does he work?

There are bad movies. Then there are movies that lack fundamentals like sound editing, scene lighting, and fundamental coherence.

Oh, yeah, me too. I think ELO's great, and I enjoy this new "song".

You might have quit Deadwood after watching the series finale without ever knowing it.

The same can't be said for the miners in the California gold rush. They just liked to fuck.

It's actually that fake woodgrain that came on all electronics from the '70s.

There is no toilet. You simply tap your communicator thrice, and the ship beams waste out of your colon and into space.

My munchies experiences tend to not be particularly pleasurable. I'm usually cramming Doritos into my mouth so fast I can't really even taste them.

Yes! I came to the comments section just to recommend this concert movie. It's more "experimental", in the sense that you never get to see much of any particular song being performed. But the vignettes are wonderfully open ended, and each one sticks around only long enough to make its point before moving on, making…

Nothing could possiblie go wrong with this Westworld remake.

I loved the fancy-pants pirate on their old uniforms. Unlike the Raider's pirate, who looks like he's in a doped-out haze, the old Buccaneer's pirate could loot a Spanish galley, bury the treasure on a deserted island, and steal the heart of the local governess (or governor), all before the sun goes down.

Wow. The English translation of the title didn't come out too well, did it?

That's what I thought, though I remember them being kind of vague about geography in the movie.

So… To point lazy plotting is to be the progenitor of all that is wrong with Hollywood? That makes no goddamn sense.

The biggest problem with the movie—other than the blandest Bland McBlanderson blandy bland protagonist, with the blandest backstory ever conceived—was that it committed to the "robots punching monsters" conceit as if it were mindless action, which is doing the genre a disservice. The robot and monster punch each other…