These movies get bad reviews because they are pamphlets dressed up as films. They reaffirm the beliefs of the filmmakers and the intended audience, without a fraction of an idea that will challenge them or make them think in a new way.

No one will ever know because no one on this site has ever finished that movie.

I came here solely for the Rick and Morty references, so in this sense GJI has not disappointed me.

Yep. Though the stupidity of the Niners ownership applies to the last 15 years or so.

Don't worry. We'll be getting mudslides and floods soon enough.

What about a show featuring Captain Riker?

Goddamnit. That fucking beauty pageant, you know?

You're telling me there are creeps out there who would actually root for a team with so many consecutive losing seasons?

The black wasn't a choice, it was a curse brought on by the Harbaugh betrayal. They're just trying to work it into their marketing.

The self is but a delusion arising from the over nine-thousand aggregates.

"Buddha, what does the scouter say about his power level?"

If you listen carefully, you can hear the anti-semitic slurs rolling off the gentle sounds of the surf.

"I know that. It's just… sometimes it feels like you don't even care about all the work I put into creating mashups between two pop-culture touchstones or obvious clickbait think pieces. What I'm saying is, I'm not getting any younger, and there are a lot of young, attractive users out there who would appreciate me…

"You know, Allusionist, you never seem impressed with all that I do for you. I know some of the spark has gone out of our relationship, but you could at least pretend to care."

Kawaii jabu intanetto desu!! *peace sign* *heart symbol*

We're talking about Shitsburg, apparently.

Why would you need to create a pseudonym for Pittsburg to make fun of it?

Considering the bankability of the franchise, this is strangely a truism now.

Star war is hell.

Many Ewoks died to bring us this contract.