That's really what we're missing in the 21st century. With ISIS it's all either beards or ski masks.

If you don't think BonerTime can and will swap out one fetish for another, you don't know BonerTime.

Then they came for our jibs… and no one complained except for a couple of sailors.

I've always maintained that Walt Disney was worse than Stalin. Now I have the empirical evidence I need!

I'm pretty sure I heard Price Is Right fail-horns when I read that.

Is Fury Road a biopic about somebody from England? Well, then, no.

Maybe the makers of Sid Meier's Colonization avoided the issue because they were making strategy game, and thought they wouldn't be able to adequately address centuries of human oppression in what would boil down to an abstract numbers-based game mechanic.

I know a lot of engineers/PhDs who exercise nearly every day. I think the difference is they usually don't participate in competitive sports.

Yeah, some people. The kind that like their mini-games to be more street and urban.

You know, a Schindler's List Tycoon game doesn't sound like a half-bad idea. Save as many Jews as you can, while trying to avoid going bankrupt or attracting the attention of the SS.

Their non-apology apology managed to point out exactly why the mini-game was wrong: There are ways to use game mechanics to emphasize the inhumanity of slavery; this is the exact opposite of that.

If only he had held that line from there until the rest of his life.

Let's just say the recipient of this scholarship will be getting a… well rounded education.

I haven't heard the In Living Color theme song since I was seven, which may very well be my kryptonite.

Clarissa Explains 21st Century Economic Realities

My family didn't have basic cable when I was a kid.

He also knows how to score copper wire like nobody else in the DC area.

The exhumed corpses of Marx and Lenin—because we all know who those Hollywood liberals really respect.

If there's one thing I love, it's the script and direction of a movie screaming THIS IS NOT YOUR PARENTS' HISTORICAL DRAMA! for for an hour and a half straight.

I loved the white on red logo. It just made me think "movies" for no particular reason.