Pitbull: The Bud Light of musicians

Somewhere between next week and the heat death of the universe.

*Hits astronomy textbooks out of Where Smeagols Dare's hands.*

That's it boys! Bring out the due-process pitchforks and torches!

Not so much "traditional family values" as "what if Ayn Rand sold pizzas and appeared with Peyton Manning in can't-act competitions?"

"Iranian special forces posing as filmmakers sneak into Canada to steal plans for nuclear weapons. Little do they know, Canada doesn't have nuclear weapons…"

Torgo?

"Hailee Steinfeld shows true grit by releasing her first single"

We can use the Internet to mock her with impunity!

Avatar-comment synergy creates maximum effect. I'm hearing it in Lemongrab's voice.

This is a natural process, like erosion by glaciation, that happens to most popular musicians. Time plus pop culture equals the erosion of the artist in the popular consciousness until they are no more than their single most well-known song. There are a few exceptions to the rule: Those with an overwhelming number of…

How could you not have a sense of humor about this empty puppet show we call existence when you work in Arby's marketing department?

True memes, one question.

Don't worry, none of us will grill you for puns here.

He was an excellent Bilbo, and every scene that focuses on him as a character who does things, and learns things, and develops as a person—when he actually has agency—those scenes work really well.

Who came up with the birdshit wizard? Because they should be disallowed from ever participating in film ever again.

I liked the song, but hated the fake CGI plates flying around, bouncing off of things like they don't share the same plane of existence as the actors and the set.

Get that cat off the piano!

It's always handy to get a digital download with the vinyl.

Speaking purely in terms of the characters, though, and not the meta-narrative surrounding them, Shatner is correct that they have gone beyond the petty political squabbles of the current age.