Leveling systems make it nearly impossible to balance certain games. For games that rely on abstract metrics (like RPGs), it works. But once you start also trying to balance abstractions with human player skills like hand-eye coordination, memorization, and problem solving, it screws up any sense of progressive…

Yeah. When the camera suggests that he's removing his eyeball with an exacto knife, it's incredibly intense and disturbing. Then it cuts to his stop-motion wax face, and the scene kind of deflates like a balloon.

R.I.P.

Do Sony executives even know what a movie is?

I just want him to make life decisions that will lead to a rewarding career as a troll.

Your trolling is pretty one note. Have you ever considered expanding into other areas of offensiveness? I hear defending Donald Trump is in right now.

Also, a jury convicting her of murder when there's no body or motive. You only need to see a couple of episodes of Law & Order to know that shit wouldn't fly.

Hell, Hitchcock did better fall effects 30 years earlier with Vertigo.

Air Force One: Oh no, that Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000 model is crashing!!

Quod erat demonstrandum.

1. The annoying kid grows and develops as a character (in many ways more than Kyle Reese ever did in the first).
2. A bunch of the stupid catchphrases were from the first movie.
3. Who said they changed the future? All that happens in the end is Sarah Conner says she has renewed hope (again, another powerful character…

Your guilty is guilty, obviously.

I wouldn't worry about it. He's just the first in what will be a long, rotating lineup of crazypants Republicans over the next year—until the leadership decides it's time to stop messing around a nominate Jeb Bush.

"It bears repeating that charges have not been filed against Jared from Subway."

The A.V. Club is going to singlehandedly kickstart The Troubles again.

"In Act III, we'll learn that 2+2=5 and that we've always been at war with Eurasia."

Gameological has articles related to new board games… once every 1.5 years or so…

Don't forget Essos, the Eastern continent, home to a wide array of Orientalist stereotypes.

Needs more sheriff Lobo.

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