Surely this incident can't be bigger than the player-piano hack of 1917, where terabytes of rag-time tunes were duplicated from lead cylinders?

What are you talking about? That's got buttloads of ring!

These articles sound really cool, but I don't know about that "Hack of the Century" hyperbole. Predicting technological trends is a fool's errand, but it seems pretty likely that data breaches of this severity will become the norm within this century.

The 2016 Republican Platform: "No, we're not having a stroke. Really!"

Ayn Rand's Atlas Snacked

I've heard tell that Nielsen ratings are pretty much broken because the people who have Nielsen boxes no longer represent the viewing public as a whole.

I took that molestation story as a joke that failed to land at a punch-line, and he just let it roll because his sense of humor is really off kilter like that.

Time to play "Nitpick the amazingly good movie" with Inside Out:
1. If you've seen enough Pixar movies, you'll be able to predict most of the story beats (not just the story arc).
2. Some of the humor with the parents leaned too heavily on tired and well-worn gender tropes. This sticks out all the more because the…

**John Lasseter reads that Armond White sort of liked Inside Out**

That's true, but I think this is a much better kind of brand recognition than the "people went to see the last five movies about Transformers, so let's make another" variety—just in terms of making movies with original premises.

"The most dangerous game."

OUTLAW IT!

Whoa, whoa. "Dios"? I'm don't know what god Mexicans worship, but I know it ain't 'Murican.

Both behind and ahead, as a matter of fact.

Three things:

**Disclaimer: The cost of a ticket in Bitcoins may fluctuate wildly between showtimes.**

Ah, Coolio. You're a latter day Keats.

I've seen things you AVClubbers wouldn't believe… users too lazy to make a competent Blade Runner reference… I watched classic Simpsons quotes being referenced in completely unrelated pop-culture articles. All those comments… will be lost in time… like tears… in Sean O'Neal's whisky glass. Time… to get back to work.

Meta jokes in the movie about how the movie itself isn't as good as the original? It's like the director is saying, "You can't criticize this film for being derivative and lame because I already know it's derivative and lame. I didn't try but you're watching it anyway. Herp derp de derp."

Thanks Obava!