Uwe Boll: Worst German person ever?

a loss of nearly 26.8 million dollars.

It worked for me in the sense that *SPOILERS* when I learned that it's the poisoned promised land later on, I thought of that sickly bluish pallor and had a nice little "oh, I understand now!" moment.

"Well, then you shouldn't have used me to kill DVD sales."

I think everyone's surprised that he could somehow outdo his previous dick moves. At this point he's like the Evel Knievel of asshole artists.

That's the black ink. The color ink is made from the blood of the last unicorn.

Hey HP, how about an "alternate reality" where your printers don't run out of ink after printing ten pages?

Snapes kills Kozelek.

Mark Kozelek is also old and doesn't give a fuck. I think you might be able to get on the wavelength of his music.

I guess we have very different criteria for what makes a film interesting and funny. Other than that, there's the overall theme and atmosphere, characterization, acting, sound-design…

It's much more enjoyable if you watch the film without the expectation of it making sense. It exists in a long tradition of noir plots that leave a bunch of threads hanging.

Do you have any other suggestions for good trail books? I've been looking for good examples from this genre.

To be honest, I have learned many things because of this scandal. Many, many things…

What's everyone's favorite Dan Bejar lyrics? I think mine might be "All of America live to light his pipe at night / To which Dixie responds: Free me!"

"Hello, Mr. Monitor. My name is H.P. Printer."

Yeah, but their company name is missing a vowel. There's nothing more high tech than that.

"They did an episode where George Bush was their neighbor."

I remember seeing the trailer for The Last Guardian and thinking "Whoa, cool". That was in 2009.

I've heard you have a 1/3 chance of being kidnapped and forced into slavery by leather-bound, motorcycle-riding desert mutants the moment you get out of customs.

Pretty good. I especially like "Poltergeist".