It seemed, based on that interview, that we would have to suffer an endless #NeverBernie discourse, one rife with centrist family members urging their children to “Vote Blue, no Matter Who...unless it’s Bernie Sanders!” and emailing them articles from suspicious websites suggesting Bernie is a Russian agent.

That’s fine. VPN everyone!

AYANNA!

I got stopped by the same cop once or twice a week for months outside Hunter College back in 2000. Same shit everytime. “What’s in the bag?” Books you dumb pig. “Anything in your pockets I should know about. “Yeah, I’m walking around with a pocket of full of heroin needles. Same fucking shit everytime. Pretending like…

[long, exasperated sigh]

What I hate is the Internet as a tool for people to demonstrate how bad they are at constructing logical parallels and analogies.

Do you mean cable-access? That’s not the same thing as cable TV. YouTube is somewhat analogous to cable access than to cable TV, but cable access celebrities weren’t really a thing.

For the life of me, I just don’t understand this as a concept...YouTube celebrities? Your generation is so weird. 

“They asked somebody to audition, but it wasn’t me.”

Why should he be more “humble”? I don’t think he’s hurting for money and maybe he doesn’t really care about spending time in a recording studio for another artist’s album. I imagine he’s made the calculus as to whether it’s worth his time and not to jump through another hoop or not.

“I just rented a baby,” he reported, holding the child from its midsection with both hands and spinning a little.

As much as the typo is...ugh...on brand, the notion that the concept of economic success is tied to investment vehicles all but totally unavailable to the bottom half of the country is one that needs to fucking die.

“401Ks are high! Trump’s winning!”

Ms. Kai has been researching the fashion industry for over 20 years—first as a fashion student/freelance stylist and fashion-obsessed musician, but most importantly, as a curve model (my day job for most of those two decades). But since research is now requisite as my daily job as a journalist, here you go:

The world has run out of time for baby steps.

You are exactly the problem with the the democratic party.  

The republicans, flush with corporate lobbying cash from the likes of the Kochs and the Walton family and backed by the relentless propaganda of Fox, Rush Limbaugh, etc., have halted the New Deal, Civil Rights, Women’s Rights and any Progressive progress we have made in this nation.

I don’t blame her. The Overton Window moved so far right in the last 30 years that moderate Dems are old school GOP.

There are people who know Meat Loaf more for his role as the bus driver in Spice World than his role as Eddy in Rocky Horror Picture Show??!!

‘Bat Out Of Hell’ was awesome, he’s been irrelevant since then. And, apparently, an idiot to boot. 

Meat Loaf has never been the sharpest knife in the drawer, so both this and the Republican support don’t surprise me.