Veganism makes sense, but there’s this bar to jump over to make it appealing to people. How do you swap vegetables for meat/ eggs/ dairy AND explain it in the traditional world? What works for me on a 1-for-1 swap are root vegetables for meat, tofu/seitan for eggs, and yeast for cheese. with seasoning and preparation…

Tequila always leads to bad decisions. 

people act like C.K. has been banned from comedy, period. Clearly he has not been banned, since he has continued to do comedy sets.

Wow. There’s a difference between edgy comedy and just being a dick. At least be funny if you’re going to be an asshole, I thought this had been established since Lenny Bruce and George Carlin. 

“You didn’t get shot. You pushed some fat kid in the way and now I gotta listen to you talking.”

Or they totally understand, and call the cops anyways knowing it could be an immediate death sentence, because they are racist fucking monsters.

Living in New York makes you stupid.

People don’t really seem to understand this, do they ...?? THey can read the same articles the rest of us read; I’ve read more than one piece that breaks the effects of that (read: the intense trauma usually suffered by the victim of the racism) down, too.

So after succesfully remaking A Star is Born, her next project will be The. Wild, Wild West.

Somewhere, a scientist is burying his head in his hands, saying, “I built that robot to save humanity, not entertain it!”

I actually worked for the Sheriff’s Office in my town.

Yes eventually it became clear he was a paying guest but he stubbornly remained black.

I, for one, welcome our Mecha-Gaga overlords.

What I don’t get is...how the two idiots not only doubled, but tripled down on their mistake when it became clear that he was indeed a paying guest. The thing to do -then- would have been to apologize profusely comp him a room for his entire stay and apologize again for the error. Not call the fucking cops and have…

Wait... so they escorted him to his room to get his things? How do they use trespassing as an excuse after doing something like that?! He was obviously a paying guest at that point!

Good. Calling the police on a person is exactly like pointing a loaded gun at that person.

If he looked manly, the audience would consider him a joke character. I'm even surprised he has a voice this deep, tbh.

Since I can’t fucking edit and it may be unclear, I’m reacting to the above comment, not agreeing with it.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn