OK. You lost me at “whiter than farmer’s market kombucha” but after 30 additional seconds of thinking, you right. That’s some white af kombucha.

Me”Oh hey the Jezebel scary story contest is over. Maybe Ishould read some. I mean....I’ve read a lot of horror, play horror games, watch horror movies, I like horror as a genre.”
(mind you I just moved into a new apartment, in another state, and am home alone all day long. This...couldn’t possibly end badly)

Hey look everyone, it’s the Batshitmobile!

I just can’t- he’s Hispanic, gay...does...does he know what the president and his administration think of both of those groups?

There will always be someone in a suit willing to forsake their own for a quick dollar if it means they can’t be easily verified.

Cue the regular GOP/conservative/Christian right freakout about women discussing autonomy in 3....2.....

I chuckled.

Wow y’all came for this boy like he was going to take your house or some shit.

It’s infuriating, the lack of total awareness, like we don’t talk to our children about interactions with LEOs etc.

Damn, this clip. I mean...damn. That performance as Anansi, and the entire monologue. Incredible.

So little man was on that hustle and...the cops busted him for it?
Look I know white folks think brown and black folks are scary but this latest string of shit going viral is bad for my liver, Michael.

Well probably not anyone, but I undrestand your sentiment.

My mother did this when I was a child, and I thought it was just, the Best Thing Ever. We sent a letter about the shuttle program and how I wanted to be an astronaut when I grew up (of course).
I received back some nice, glossy photos and a handwritten letter, signed by one of the scientists in the program at the…

We already know how Flake and Collins were going to vote.

Completely agree.

<quote>If anything, we should champion these insanely rich, good looking people for looking at their lives and saying, “It’s only divorce, what’s another day without signing here?”</quote>

Or if the victim is white. 

High five to my other other!

Ths is true. I, for example, am Mexican, but I am also indigenous. I identify as both, but there’s no box to check about that.

While I agree the stock keyboards are not great at correction (though my fiance’s iPhone does the job well most of the time even if it takes forever to type on) I wouldn’t write (heh) off all keyboards.