Who could have thought that Army would have a bigger problem with bowels rather than Owls, today?

Maybe he should switch to linebacker. I’m sure he’d get a lot of Sax.

At least

Is that Morganna the Kissing Bandit in the photo? Please don't say it's so. I hate being let down by my childhood heroes.

“Oooooooo," cooed Ciara as her eyes gazed upon Russell's reproductive appendage for the first time, "I'm going to start calling you Steve Large Gent."

*Johns

I haven’t read the entire article yet, but I just want to go ahead and chime in with what I tell others about “professional gamblers”. I live in Los Angeles, but I go to Las Vegas often and over the years have been acquainted with them and they are some of the smartest, funniest, wittiest people you can encounter, but…

Despite all those championships, my greatest Bills memory will always be that epic playoffs comeback against the Edmonton Oilers.

Uh, oh, I think I know they mid-level employee who better start updating her Linked In account:

That's impressive, or as they say on the streets of Fond du Lac, "that's Pressey".

Hey! Just wait until I get collagen injections around the rim of my pee hole—every dick pic of mine will have that luscious, pouty look that all the girls seem to love.

I think 34 is a more important year in today’s day in age because it’s the last year you’re in the all-important 18-34 demographic that advertisers care about.

I have to assume the stock went up. Wall Street loves it when a company's HR count goes down.

I lease a 2015 Golf TDI (MKVII generation which uses urea injection) and am wondering how it will affect me. I’ve had it since November 2015 and have made more than $5000 in payments. The fact that I still qualified and got the $500 Visa gift card & $500 VW service & parts gift card has me thinking I should qualify…

My first and only time, I recall pacing frantically around my apartment while simultaneously envisioning how I can reconstruct the Great Pyramid of Giza using empty cans of Hawaiian Punch held together by Peter Pan Peanut Butter.