The movie is a classic. Fuck everyone else.

That goddamn tobacco spitting claymation cupcake warms my cold dead humorless heart, every time, every-damn-time.

‘Cabin Boy’ was a work of pure genius. I saw it when it came out and loved it from start to finish. 1994 gave us Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Maverick and The Flintstones. ‘Cabin Boy’ is Citizen Kane compared to those pieces of garbage.

Yeah, because that’s what this article is about.

Well the thing is Christianity as it is spelled out in the Bible isn’t a bad thing, Churches themselves are the problem, and one of the things that caused Jesus to split off in the beginning. This applies to all religions really, there is nothing you need to know about your faith that can not be gleaned from it’s holy…

If Christianity is truly followed as Jesus taught, it’s to help your fellow man. The Bible has been perverted by others for control over people and aren’t actually adhering to the teachings. Hailing yourself doesn’t really help anyone.

But they still paid screenwriter(s), just not the writers of the original animated films. They haven’t saved any money by making live action versions of old films instead of any other live action film.

It can be two things, but one of these things isn’t actually a thing at all. 

I’ve done work for hire work my entire professional life. Nobody signing these contracts is under any illusion about who owns what, from the very start.

They’re not paying the original screenwriters because they don’t have to, but to suggest that they are doing these remakes specifically because they can get away with not paying the original writers (but are presumably still paying screenwriters for the current films’ scripts) and not, say, because they’re bringing in…

The lion’s den? Because Carlson evokes an acrid assault on the senses like the ammonia stench of a lion enclosure at a poorly maintained zoo?

“For nearly fifteen minutes, two of the most infuriating men on television yelled, interrupted, and tried to out-alpha-male one another to no avail.”

As far as I’m concerned, the entire show died four seasons ago.

Jimmy John’s has its problems, but it cannot be denied that they make good bread.

The owner is a Trump-humping dickfart who goes on canned hunts and claims to be self-made even though his daddy gave him the start-up funds for his business. And then there’s the aggressively mediocre food his chain sells. New bread won’t change much.

Shredded lettuce is the best for a sandwich. I hate pulling a big old lettuce leaf out with my teeth while trying to enjoy a sandwich. 

My older son (he’s 27 now) lost his best pal to leukemia when they were both 11. We were very close to the family, the hospital even broke their own rules to let my son spend the night in the ICU with his friend.

the real story is the ice cream machine wasnt broken/ being cleaned/ on vacation.

dude, just...don’t.

Not to be crass, but the dude was literall dying. Sounds like time was of the essence here.

“MCDONALDS!? I DONT EAT MC DONALDS. AND I DONT SHOP AT WALMART AND I DONT WATCH TV AND I EAT VEGAN AND IM A SELF FELLATING DILDO.” -sitzpinkler.