Personally, they’re the only zombies I can even stand.

As editor in chief of Splinter, I must state that Splinter does not endorse Hamilton Nolan’s views about the eclipse. I do, however, support him emotionally.

that title question, tho

I can’t understand why Aunt Jemima even still exists- get your shit together, Quaker. Also, switch to real maple syrup, LW.

Clearly you know nothing, because not only is requisitioning self-sealing stem bolts fun, its not just one form, its three! And they have to be done in triplicate! So its 9x as much joy as you are making it out to be.

I suggest, much like we figured out tabs vs. spaces, is see who makes the most money between gif vs jif users. Because as we all know, money solves all arguments. Also, it’s gif because if you have to write jif just to show an alternate pronunciation, then I’ll pronounce it the ways it’s spelled....gif.

Except for sex robots, why would humanity ever design androids that could be mistaken for real humans? It’s practically asking for this type of thing to happen, so I don’t really think we would end up in this exact predicament.

The only thing I’ve seen Moss in is The Handmaid’s Tale, and more obliquely, divorcing Fred Armisen. While I appreciate both of those worthy projects, her performance in the former is spotty for me and her being a Scientologist irl is both very ironic and also disturbing because, hey, violent cults and whatnot.

She’s a scientologist! I still can’t get over that lol

What? No. Absolutely not. The whole ‘split men and women’ thing might have some shred of basis in older sports, but that is questionable to begin with, and largely seen as a power grab. This particular instance is transphobic and reprehensible, and if I am honest, I am not surprised that it happened in an e-sport…

Forgive my ignorance, if it even is that, but why would there even be gendered video game competitions? To ensure equal participation? Or...What exactly is the point of a men’s CSGO tournament and a women’s? Pretty sure we all rush B.

I actually liked it too. I was being sarcastic towards the article.

Chances are, anybody under 30 is going to think of Jack Sparrow and Pirates of the Caribbean: The Movie, when they think of pirates.
How many actually know the movie was based on a ride, and not vice-versa?
It seems dumb to us “old timers,” but lets face it; without him in there somewhere, the “kids” would be…

This was really cool though. How was it ruined?

IKR! What’s next? Johnny Depp actually appearing in the ride as Jack Sparrow?

Enough of your teachings, Buddha, I’m almost on level six in this sweet meditation app! In your stupid game I was just stuck in level samsara the whole time!

Lol dude, cmon. Yes, I took out the SuperDrive, which I no longer needed, and replaced it with an ssd so I would have, get this, two hard drives. Holy shit right?

i like taking my “crappy” ramen, draining all of the water out before i add the spice packet. then i add a little bit of peanut oil [which the hot noodles eat up to release the flavour] and some sauteed chicken and green onion