I know, Reich?

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

Just FYI... that is a move taught by O-Line coaches... we called it the "donkey punch" in college....

Anyway, Dominic Raiola is a penis.

Punching a guy in the helmet seems like a bad idea until you realize that other players have headbutted someone in the helmet (after taking theirs off).

Let this be a warning to all adult NFL hecklers. Stick to the ESPN.com comment section if you want to keep your caps on.

If being bald and unable to put on muscle meant you had cancer, the Hasselbeck brothers would've died 15 years ago.

Holy shit that banner illustration. I can't imagine that work-order.... Hey Jim... here's what I need.....

The protestor didn't have a press pass on him, but claimed it was on file in the building's main office.

The run in question starts around 6:40.

Where is it? Not watching half an hour of video.

Plus $7.50 for shipping.

This has to drive Jenn Sterger crazy knowing that she had evidence of a pro athlete's tiny tip and just gave it away.

The Vikings could always pull a switcharoo, which Adrian Peterson believes to be beating the hell out of a wallaby.

More like Adrian Ignoreson.

Team name changed: "The Longest Yard".

NFL needs to remove the infant AP onesie from their shop IMMEDIATELY.

What did Peter King's sources tell him?

Oh, for fuck's sake. I was joking.

I've never understood so much hate towards cartridge razors.