Best comment in the history of the internet.

Hope Solo also registered at Target, but Stevens isn't listed on registry.

Somewhere Mike Holmgren still thinks Stevens will turn his life around and become a productive TE.

Can't we all get along and call Jim Mora Jr, Lane Kiffin, and TJ Simers all assholes?

Just told him he needs to tweet back his SSN and the alerts go away.

Baseball should be pretty easy to explain to little Jonnie. "This is baseball. It is boring and stupid. We will never watch it in this house. Ever."

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I suggest the author provide his own name for these 17 zones, such as Dirk's Slippers, or Shuffled Terry.