@Cats: The "under God" bit was actually added in the fifties.

@jim001: Buy plain clothes then?

Still play mine.

oh look, another product that will never, ever, actually exist. Fuck you, Yanko Design.

@IAmAGenius: I don't have a DVR and I use Netflix, Hulu, and torrents... not having a DVR clearly makes you a neanderthal.

"No woman will ever sleep with you because your music collection is sorted by genre, artist and the date each album was released."

Can't say I did.

If you're making such a big deal out of temporary lampshades, why not go find some cardboard in a dumpster and make one yourself? This is pretentious.

God. I used to spend hours watching the New Yankee Workshop when I was little.

@Brownski: I know, right?

Why are device cases such a gyp? I don't know anyone who would drop seventy dollars on a drink coaster. This is pretty much a drink coaster with the edges extruded upwards.

Hah. Somebody should get some bolt snippers and cut her cable access.

@tbonesteak: Helium ≠ Hydrogen

Oh, I bet the Afghans are gonna love this.

Speaking of which, I fucking miss Maniacal Rage.

They showed all of these at the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston a few years ago. The Atlantic Coupe is even more sexcellent in person.

@GitEmSteveDave: Light cigarettes are for women!

@Freelancer λ 1-1:

Fuck that, why not clone a Cro-Magnon?

I thought clones came out sterile, though. How would one breed it?