The most I think I’ve ever cost one of my shows was 50k; that’s happened a couple of times, actually. Once, we didn’t have a music supervisor yet, and I was asked to put in some Christmas music. I did the only logical thing - I used the version of “Let it Snow” from Die Hard. Another time, we DID have a music…

I thought it was Mancomb Seepgood?

Please tell me there’s a Sasquatch.

Crack bat roar crowd Baseball and one

This post is virtually bursting with adequatulence.

I think both these plans have merit, and don’t see why they are mutually exclusive!

All these pun jokes have brightened my day but this one is my favorite. *chef’s kiss*

It’s not just the equipment, it’s the space. Most people don’t have a spare room they can turn into a home theater that can begin to rival seeing something on the big screen.

So this isn’t an article about Gentle Herpes?

Jesus Christ this is unspeakably sad.

Single Parents and Bless This Mess were two of the funniest shows in recent memory. That neither could find an audience just emphasizes that we can’t have nice things.

Yes, a mild criticism shortly after she released a lengthy transphobic statement is exactly the same as medieval torture.

Maybe if we start now and breed them selectively we could create racism-free reality stars that are still objectively terrible in every other way, like how we’ve created seedless watermelon.

Oh no how horrible

Howdy! Good to see there’re still folks from Disqus days hanging around. Hope all is well in Russia. I mean, I know it’s not, but a man can hope.

Spike Lee angrily tweets Princess Leia’s address.

Listen, I’m as pissed about Single Parents as the next guy, but stop blaming ABC because people weren’t watching. Viewership of SP dropped 25% this season from numbers that weren’t that good in the first place. 

Days of the week, already relatively meaningless, have now become absolutely meaningless. TGIWhatever!

Hooray for more Stumptown!

Emergence deserved better. The way it morphs into a totally different show than it started as within just one season in a way that feels totally natural was amazing to see, and had me constantly with no idea where it could be going.