Apologies for the delay between SketcHistory interviews; it took me that long to find my pen.

What We Do In The Shadows of the Empire.

Sadistic humour has always been a big part of Parks and Rec. Jerry/Terry/Larry/Garry gets the most of it but there’s more than enough to go around for everyone. Examples include:

COVID-19 should kill John Wicks dog, then the world would be cleansed of the virus by Monday

I think CXG needed the room for all their dense musical numbers to breathe, and JtV was more like a dramedy (which works well in an hour long format) but point definitely taken. I do fall on favoring the 30m length though - especially if it’s closer to actually 30m rather than the 22m that seems to be allotted these…

If it’s all the same to everyone, I’d really just like to sit and appreciate the quiet for a while, thanks. Watching anything on a major network is like watching a nonstop telethon, anyway. It’s depressing. Yes, I realize these times are trying and difficult and every other adjective your shitty marketing department…

The country fans who are terrified of the Dixie Chicks still need more time to find a safe space.

This is why I get tired of people praising Trump for being besties with Putin. He is not our friend and there are so many like yourself just stuck in the middle of a horrible government that doesn’t value its people in the least. I know we are getting there in the USA and it’s been a long time building. I know how you…

Outlander fans are insane. And the weird part is that 90% of it seems to come from Outlander fans who want him and Caitriona Balfe to be a couple, and their approach about how it’s a Starz conspiracy is just mindboggling. Aside from the fact that I can’t see any world where Starz wouldn’t be selling the shit out of…

If no one mourns the loss of this young woman s life, I will.  It's a shame...

You’re missing a K.

Between being a culture war battle and a punchline, a lot of people forget Brokeback Mountain is a great film.

More than that, it had to BECOME fun. The first couple seasons had their moments but were pretty meh. Then at some point it decided to stop trying to be topical and just be a show about a control freak with access to sci-fi CIA technology and something magical happened.

“What a strikingly explicit spectacle of millennial depravity!”

“Olympic Committee member Dick Pound”

It’s been kind of interesting watching in real time as Yummsh degrades from a commenter with the occasional insightful/funny thing to say to just another of the contrarian dicks who comes to every article to say how lame everything is.

ctrl + f “fracking”

“When someone in Hollywoo says “fuck” to someone else, they, and the writers, want that sentiment to land.”

Here is my pitch. Apu has a heart attack and nearly dies. Worried about his health he goes off and spends the next 12 months getting into really good shape. He comes back and looks and sounds like Kumail Nanjani