Neversoft? Wood Entertainment? Are those dick jokes?

You know who won’t be on the Simpsons? The AV Club. Won’t be writing about them, that is. Shame.

This attitude makes me want to pay him to find you and read it to you, specifically, once a day until the end of the quarantine.

I’m sooooo frigging happy that Evil was renewed. Honestly turned out to be one of the best shows of last years and one of the best network dramas in a while. That it’s on CBS is baffling.

Ben Schwarz stole the show, as is his wont.

As someone who used to watch Cryer play this completely humiliated character on Two and a Half Men, I’m still in awe at how menacing and dignified he can be.

They dropped Bowie’s “Lazarus” into an early episode of DC’s Doom Patrol, before the show got as good as it got, which was pretty bold of them. Considering, it’s all Berlanti, I guess he has his ways.

Well, shit. Maybe next buyer will be better?

The Simpsons has been the soul of this site for so many years. What the actual fuck.

Was The Simpsons coverage dropped as well? Or did I miss something?

Wow, that’s some neurotic reaction right there. Do you know me? Do you know how often I talk about this movie? Like, really, do you?

More like Daily Male... amiright, fellas?

Smash cut to: Star Wars Episode XV: Skywalkers Never Die!

One of them being creative, the other - different.

At some point Guardians of the Galaxy might just find themselves in the galaxy far, far away...

Eh. Like, 99% it’d be better than that burning pile of shit we got instead.

A lot of their views are fine. They’re just shitty at expressing them.

Amusingly enough, it’s only the first episode that’s 45 minutes long. The rest are under 30 minutes. And people here made a big deal out of it.

You’re ready to sacrifice a single dog to the virus to reopen economy sooner, you damn republican?

Agreed, but, then again, I’d make most dramas 30 minutes long. I never understood why is it so that dramas must be 42-60 minutes long. Not all of them can fill this much time without dragging. A lot of them would work better if they were tighter or maybe even if some episodes were split into two. I get tired by the…