In the future, everyone will be watched watching TV for 15 minutes.

It’s called scat porn and don’t act like you don’t know it. I’ve seen your opened tabs.

This is such a weird dig at Amanda Peet’s acting abilities.

Then again, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and Jane the Virgin.

So this means the whole season hasn’t been filmed before the quarantine? That’s too bad.

Well, unless new allegations come up and this turns out to be a smokescreen (I hope not), I’m gonna take it at face value and say good for him for owning up to everything. It was still shitty of him that he objectified women in the workplace (or anywhere), but there was no deflecting, spinning or anything in his…

Hopefully his younger self will tell him to never star in The Green Lantern.

“Intellectual” property. Sure needs a proper intellect to come up with his stuff.

There are people... who even when they’re right, are wrong.

Great. They hired two obviously mediocre writers who write obvious gags and barely coherent plot. If you look at the box office, it makes sense. But.. I mean... no part of them wants to even try to make an actually good movie?

Goodbye Earlbum.

Honestly, they’re both rather terrible. Both came from the era when mainstream hip-hop tried to have it both ways and swung wildly between schmaltz and attempts at gangsta aesthetic. Both don’t really have anything interesting going on for them all these years later. Like, maybe their songs were hits at the time, but…

Can I just complain real quick about how fucking exhausted I am. I know, we all are. It’s just.. I need a bit of a platform. I’m in Russia, and people here just suck. The only way they’re forced to stay at home is fines. Like, if you go out for no reason and get stopped, you’re fine. So you stay home. Because no one…

I actually really enjoyed this show - although never saw the original. It was warm and portrayed believable family dynamics, while also never shying away from showing actual pain. It’s too bad.

I’m actually tripping on acid right now and I’m really enjoying this picture of Julie Andrews. She’s, like, all floaty and change-y, and looks different ages at the same time. She’s pretty relaxing overall.

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Gather round kids, cause he’s a ridiculously sappy story about why I’m yet to watch Reno 911.

I mean, there was Carlin. It’s not just nowadays. There were always comics who wore their hearts and pain on their sleeves.

Why on god’s green earth would Netflix follow HBO? Their business models are vastly different. HBO makes “prestige” TV, which is their brand. They basically came up with it. And Netflix is very openly and happily proclaiming to make ALL TV. And all movies, too. Those are people who create Oscar winners and…

Just put your phone into the microwave, that’ll heat em right up.