From all the times stories about MoviePass were illustrated by those adorable little pillows, I now can’t help but imagine that MoviePass is run by those pillows. Which would be cute and also explain why they’re so bad at business.

A Monster Calls is a stunning movie.

Sure, him whining about everyone being out to get him is so much more badass and not pathetic at all.

So I told you the worst story of my life. Something I’ll never live down, something I remember at all times as the worst thing I ever did.

Somehow I was absolutely certain it ended after season two and that I read about its cancellation here. So I’m rather pleasantly surprised to see it back for third season, however short it is.

Hey, I try. Being the worst isn’t an easy task.

“I’m fine with talking about the experience”. That was what my reply was, but sure, you’re doing great making these wonderful assumptions about my life. Keep going.

Sorry, that one other commenter made me feel like this is the way the comments will be going, so I thought yours was in the same vein. Appreciate your reply.

Why, exactly? Am I getting my own newswire out of it? Am I getting twitter mad at me? Doubt it.

Yeah, I’m fine with it. I have to live with it. I’m glad if you don’t have to live with something like that on your conscience.

Oh god. Give it a rest.

Oops. Should’ve asked you, I guess.

C’mon man, stop acting so Goofy.

Is capitalization of “black” by a white man an ok thing? I’m lost here.

I mean, are you ten that “fart-smeller” still sounds cool to you?

I remember hearing about a gay couple who got married outside of Russia, came back and tried to legitimize their marriage here. They were literally under siege in their apartment, and it took quite an effort to get them out. Well, that’s how I remember it, because I sincerely hope that it ended, um, well.

Some like their statues hot.

Good point. For some reason, I thought that it was Banks in the last season. Thanks for pointing it out. My bad.

To be fair, other than Glover, the cast isn’t really that busy.

Yeah, dude, that’s not what I’m talking about.