Plural though.

Sure, scum like you would do that.

depressed, problematic men

Who are those “many people” you speak of?

Maybe they should’ve just let the Apocalypse happen. This place doesn’t seem worth saving anymore. Maybe when the book was written it was.

I feel like Nelson Franklin somehow becomes the current generation’s go-to straight man. I feel like I see him in everything lately, and he’s always doing his slightly befuddled nice-guy thing, which, admittedly, he does very well. And all that without any particular recognition. I always take a moment to remember…

This show is just shockingly good. I’m still in disbelief that Robinson’s actually good, despite numerous confirmations by now.

Hmm, I think I’ll just buy a ticket for the next show in the theater and come in a little early.

I sent out the first sketch immediately after watching it to as many people as I thought could be interested. It’s such a well-crafted piece on generational gap. And good for that kid, too!

McConnell’s not a turtle, he’s a cancer.

You should really give me the info of your sarcasm tutor. Top-notch job there.

I love you.

Did a nerd steal your lunch money, lil’ buddy?

I’m usually not thinking in this direction, but c’mon. It’s Bezos. He really shouldn’t have this much money.

It’s not like I’m trying, you know. I just have eyes and ears. I noticed something, I shared in a proper place for it. What did I do wrong?

Sure, Amazon, your dumb Lord of the Rings series is what you need to be relevant. Not the tiny, beloved by fans and critics shows that are too weird for network TV that you can make your brand on.

There’s some sense. As a Russian, I’m quite a bit sick of you folks just lumping us all together in one big dancing bear named Vlad with balalaika in one paw and vodka in the other. Sure, “all Russians are crazy”. Also, “all Russians are Putin”.

...Edgy. You must get all the girls.

If I wasn’t absolutely certain that the cat bit was rehearsed or, at the very least, discussed, I’d read her first reaction to cat ears as “are we really doing this?” It seemed that she deliberated a bit before deciding to play along.

As a guy who just saw Rocketman and didn’t learn that Elton is now happily married, I wish Hellboy won.