Vampire Cunnilingus is the name of my band.

I really liked that album.

Recreation of Marty’s return at the end of the episode was a lovely touch.

I think he was a little too much of that in the movie. Most of the character’s behavior was a little too close to self-parody throughout, his insecurity ramped up to 11. That version of Star-Lord could never successfully lead two movies.

You’re fun.

Cause no one but Gunn can write for Star-Lord. That was clearly the problem of Star-Lord in the movie, other than someone needing to be the one who ruins it.

Ooh, repeating yourself. Clever.

You don’t have any? Sad.

This show has been its own sad shadow since Iannucci’s left. I mean, yeah, they have tougher reality to work off of, but it shouldn’t be at the expense of characters. Jonah used to be a blowhard who was in over his head, but he wasn’t such a fucking barely-able-to-breathe moron.

It can also be, hopefully, a joke. In our sad days you can never tell anymore. Five-six years ago I wouldn’t doubt it for a second.

I think so. Got anything of substance to reply other than showing your ability to count paragraphs? Which, kudos.

Actually that soundtrack was surprising in many ways and included Nick Cave and Tom Waits, which, granted, both appeared in the same context in the film: the pirate was playing them on the piano in the bar. In my younger days I used to think that soundtrack was way too hip for a cartoon.

They disbanded in 2003, but reunited for a bit in 2004 to record a cover of “Holding Out for a Hero” for Shrek 2, which was, frankly, very good.

This article is not his obituary. This article is about Colbert paying tribute to him on his show. And the author brings up De Niro in the article, so I’m free to comment on that as well. Yes, in hindsight, it would’ve been a better choice to take it to the corresponding article about De Niro’s interview, but oh well.

Sure. That’s the reason.

Why, yes I am, thank you for noticing. You seem very fun too. Wanna hang out?

Really? The guy who, after actually thinking about it, says that he’s the best actor he’s ever worked with, then sees that it doesn’t scan, backpedals it and tells a hinting-at-something story about how Brando was difficult at old age without any actual ending to it? The guy who couldn’t switch between “I’m promoting…

For a second there I thought he’s being insincere when he took the first pause. Felt a bit acted. But then his voice broke and I was there with him.

“Gender-standard” is not even remotely the same as “heterosexual-standard”. God, how lame and not knowing anything are you?

Ooh, you just devalued your opinion majorly by saying that Fifty Shades the books are any good.