Because he’s humble bragging so everyone is taking the mickey out of him for it.

That I can make myself straight.

Yeah, I got the I Made This Up vibe too. By a guy who has a vomiting fetish.

Can we get two Mara Wilsons instead? That would be awesome.

Can I raise a motion to never include Seth MacFarlane in Tweet Beat ever again?

This is like the grossest sentence I've ever read

I was too busy just eating everything out of the leftover containers to even take the time to make a sandwich.

Is it sacred to a people and only used in certain situations? Don’t use. Are the people sharing it? Use it.

You know what’s amazing? I have never received a single Thanksgiving-themed submission. Not once.

The joke is about how you can’t tell if All has a penis or vagina. Like the alien stuff is at play, I agree, but like the “hot dog or bun?” thing is blatantly “about” trans / nonbinary people.

the only out the movie could possibly have here is if in a larger context the joke is about Derek and Hansel’s out-of-touch…

People think that they’re interesting when they’re not.

Yeah, it’d be nice if the director of She’s Gotta Have It, Do the Right Thing, Malcolm X, Crooklyn, Bamboozled, 25th Hour, and Inside Man could make a good movie. If he had any talent at all, he could surely knock out 5+ good movies like every other schlub in a director’s chair.

“but we still have a responsibility to ourselves to make sure that we’re perceived in a better light”

So, hire a beautiful Latina global star; get her a black partner; have the black partner accidentally shoot an unarmed black man. Beautiful global Latina covers it up. Let’s see... all minorities here. And all the writers I am guessing.... are white men? This is just fucking crazy.. but like you say, par for the…

If you take the assessment of his mental capacities as true, then yes. It’s not so much “barred from having sex” as “people who can’t consent can’t have sex, because sex requires consent”.

I think she should be in prison for the rest of her life. 40 years sounds about right.

“I’m pretty sure that incapacitated and uncommunicative rape victim enjoyed it.” - monsters

So if you get wet, or get hard, or even orgasm, it can’t be rape? That’s not how that works.

She deserves to be punished just as any other rapist or sex offender. She took advantage of someone who’s literally incapable of going to the bathroom on his own. Let alone being capable of verbally consenting to what she did. Much like a victim can’t give consent if she’s unconscious, this man can’t give consent if…