I would suggest we look sexy for our new alien overlords!

A union employee?

Talk about unfounded fear! So TWO people you know got food poisoning?! And 500 cases of the outbreak since July!? If a Chipotle serves 350 burritos/hour (google) at peak, and there are 1595 stores, they serve about 558,000 burritos, at lunch, per day. That gives you a 0.09% chance of being infected for that timeframe.