I know that guy. He’s the one that gave Diana the FFFFFU Dress, right?

Shift those goal posts again, Base Model Conservadrone #66903.

The one who is also The Rani.

Naturally if there’s a Doctor who would split in two, twice, it’s ones played by David Tennant. Something about that face is too in love with itself.

Everybody knows companies shouldn’t go around doing things just because fans like them (even if it means they will get money for it), only “true fans.”

Haha. You guys can’t even speak in code anymore. You just say it all outright, one on top of the other.

Not particularly. They’re determined to have the same exact reaction to anything not produced by the Daily Wire at this point.

Great* Job, Internet.

Oh good. This seems to be escalating quickly. Is the culmination of all this him climbing a belltower somewhere or...?

Swans can be pretty nasty and they poop everywhere. I hope he won, or at least got a dog to deal with them.

The AV Club multiple times a day now: “If you wanna stop me (from saying Black Man Lips), you’re gonna have to K I L L  M E E E E E E E E ! ! ! ! !”

I await the chance to free myself from this ocean of stone.

Godzilla finally going Super Saiyan Rose? It’s only natural.

Clearly it’s like a bootleg MacGuffin. While a MacGuffin is what everyone chases to get the plot started but it doesn’t really matter what it is, a McMuffin sure sounds like it should be important but then nobody cares about it and it does nothing.

Yeah but it’s still the McMuffinest of McMuffins. When I read the title on the front page, I braced for Mephistopocalypse. Then I read the article and “The who?” ... “Oh yeah, that.”

And then of course when asked about their pronouns The Meep basically said “unlike you blue-haired liberals, I don’t even HAVE pronouns.” Maybe that should have been the clue.

Indeed. Didn’t much like the look of it. Thought it was a funny joke they made it explode immediately.

Calling these jokes “blue” is almost as ancient as any of Matt’s references and I’m not shocked at all so many bad-joke-likers are using it to distract from him being bad at jokes.

Was that before or after the Beckinsale Boost? (Thanks a load, Selene.)

The six-pack is + but not really transferable to having jokes.